Ahhh.. The first post. It's always kind of awkward isn't it? Well, let's rip this shit off like a band-aid and hope to the Gods that the wound doesn't smell like almonds......
My name is Valerie Nunez. I like to think of myself as an adventurer of life. I really think that people need to experience it more rather than muddling through waiting for something good to happen. To say 'fuck it' and try everything they can possibly think of at least once. I don't want to look back when I'm 80 and wish I had done more... I want to be able to look back and think 'Yup! I've done all I could possibly do here. I'm fucking outtie!" It's a celebration, Bitches! Make it grand!
My name is Valerie Nunez. I like to think of myself as an adventurer of life. I really think that people need to experience it more rather than muddling through waiting for something good to happen. To say 'fuck it' and try everything they can possibly think of at least once. I don't want to look back when I'm 80 and wish I had done more... I want to be able to look back and think 'Yup! I've done all I could possibly do here. I'm fucking outtie!" It's a celebration, Bitches! Make it grand!
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| Oh dear Platypus! How I love you! |
That last paragraph would make you think that I am an infamous traveler with lots of money. Well, I'm not.. In fact, I work at an insurance agency. Yea, it IS as boring as you think it would be... Times a million... In a cubicle... With no view of the sun... And smells oddly of despair mixed with a dash of urine...
I am married to a pretty awesome guy named Eddie. Don't tell him I said that though. It'll go straight to his head. I have 2 fantastic girls who make me laugh (and yell) on a daily basis.
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| Our family Christmas card |
I love hanging out with friends and family because they are all fucked in the head, like me! You'll hear about all of those amazing people soon enough. In fact, I have another blog called N.V. that my best friend, Nicole, and I write. We will be starting a new business venture soon. The blog has to do with things of that nature and other cool stuff. Check it out!!!
Things you should know about me before we get "involved":
- I love the mighty platypus.
- I curse... A LOT
- I love anything unusual and fun.
- I love midgets (yea, I said it).
- If you are insulted easily, you should probably not read this blog.
- I am terrified of clowns.
- I love to laugh.
- I love bullet lists (I think it just makes life easier).
- I am constantly preparing for the Zombie Apocalypse... Are you?
- I love to have new experiences (Which I try to drag my friends and family to whenever possible. Sometimes kicking and screaming. But they always thank me in the end... Even if it's just in my head.)
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| Polar Bear Plunge. It was fucking freezing!!! |
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| Hang Gliding as a Caterpillar |
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| Ghost Hunting with the Family |
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| Cage diving with great white sharks (Didn't see that one coming?! Did you?!) |
Things I don't love? Trying new foods. Assholes. And a bunch of other things. But let's keep this shit positive, shall we?
I am constantly preparing for the zombie apocalypse. I wish I were joking.
ReplyDeletePS BEST FAMILY CHRISTMAS CARD EVER.
PPS I am happy to have found your blog. ^_^
I am SO glad that you are NOT joking!! There aren't many of us. I mean... I guess that's good. More food and supplies for us! WHOOHOO! Keep up the good work! :o)
DeletePS THANK YOU!!! I am already working on ideas for next year...
PSS I am happy too! You're my first legit follow who isn't a friend or family member that I totally do NOT make follow. They do it on their own. Mostly because they are "scared" of me... But I like to think of that as "love". <3