So... I was gonna post an epic blog about my AMAZING trip to Harry Fucking Potter Land. And then Eddie said "You should drink the rest of the wine in the fridge. Otherwise it'll go bad." Almost 2 bottles later I have completed this heinous chore.
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| My kids mock me. |
You can all blame Eddie for no blog post today. He says I should "sober up for dinner"... or whatever that means. I think he should drive.
New post tomorrow... For Reals!!!
UPDATE:
Apparently, when Eddie says "Drink all the wine", he DOES NOT mean "Then go out to dinner and drink 3 special teas and use your crab bib as a cape in the parking lot."
I guess someone needs to be a bit more specific in the future.
UPDATE:
Apparently, when Eddie says "Drink all the wine", he DOES NOT mean "Then go out to dinner and drink 3 special teas and use your crab bib as a cape in the parking lot."
I guess someone needs to be a bit more specific in the future.
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| Rookie Mistake, Eddie!!! |
I think Eddie is wrong. Clearly, crab bibs are meant to be capes.
ReplyDeleteExactly!!! I think it was the jealousy talking. I mean... that shit WAS badass.
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Valerie
Oh no! You had to drink ALL the wine?? You poor thing. That husband of yours . . . what a fucking tyrant!
ReplyDeleteYou look hawt in that cape. Crustacean Girl saves the day!!
I know... It was one of the most difficult moments of my life. Eddie is SO LUCKY to have me!
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Valerie