This is what Eddie walked into today...
|I got this shit.|
Eddie: What are you doing with a map?
Me: I'm planning our road trip.
Eddie: We have a gps.
Me: That's not how our forefathers did it.
Eddie: Why are you wearing a lab coat?!?
Me: I do my best thinking in a lab coat!!! You combine this with my glasses and I'm a motherfucking genius.
Eddie: You're scaring me... And not in that "Oh! She's quirky and I don't know what to do" way. More like "We are NEVER going to get to Florida" way.
Me: Have more faith in our founding fathers, Eddie. Any my lab coat. Not to mention I'm wearing glasses. I'm like... reverse Superman right now. All my superpowers emerge when I put my glasses ON!
So, after much huffing and puffing from Eddie, me and the girls took our serial killer hunting/road trip planning to the basement.
Here's how shit went down...
|Alyssa contemplating our next move|
|To catch a serial killer, one must think like a serial killer.|
|We are NEVER going to catch this fucker!!!|
|Yes, I am stopping at the VERY first Waffle House. Exit 109 Motherfuckers.|
|Why yes... I did use Gryffindor colors for the map. Thank you for noticing!|
|Trip Planned AND serial killer caught! All in one night at the Nunez household.|
This is it, guys! One more day!! I'll be sure to check in with some awesomeness from The Road.