It's not everyday you see a wizard fighting a dragon.

I don't mean to toot my own horn, but I own some pretty badass shirts...

Evil Muppets.. MUAHAHAHHA!!!

Cleaning up the mess is the worst.

SO. FUCKING. TRUE.

I would still cuddle them.

Just Awesomeness.

Yea, I'm cool like like that.  But, this is the most badass shirt I own.  I should actually have you guys sign a waiver that you won't sue me for your head exploding from PURE AWESOME!!! But I won't... Mostly because I'm lazy.  Anyway, CHECK THIS SHIT OUT!!!

Your Mind = BLOWN

I know what you're thinking.  "HOLY SHIT!!  Could Valerie possibly own a tshirt with a fucking wizard on a cliff partaking in an epic battle with a motherfucking dragon?!?"  Um, YEA I DO! 

There are a lot of things I can do in a shirt this cool.  I could get into exclusive parties...

Epic Tshirt Tea Party, Bitches!!! Invitation & Awesome Shirts ONLY!

I could join ANY gang...

Tie dyed purple epicness beats Blue and Red any day of the week!!

I'm not gonna lie to you fuckers.. In this shirt, I could rule the fucking world... But I won't.  Because, as I mentioned, I'm pretty lazy.

I'M QUEEN OF THE WORLD... Never mind. I need a nap.