I don't mean to toot my own horn, but I own some pretty badass shirts...
|Evil Muppets.. MUAHAHAHHA!!!|
|Cleaning up the mess is the worst.|
|SO. FUCKING. TRUE.|
|I would still cuddle them.|
Yea, I'm cool like like that. But, this is the most badass shirt I own. I should actually have you guys sign a waiver that you won't sue me for your head exploding from PURE AWESOME!!! But I won't... Mostly because I'm lazy. Anyway, CHECK THIS SHIT OUT!!!
|Your Mind = BLOWN|
I know what you're thinking. "HOLY SHIT!! Could Valerie possibly own a tshirt with a fucking wizard on a cliff partaking in an epic battle with a motherfucking dragon?!?" Um, YEA I DO!
There are a lot of things I can do in a shirt this cool. I could get into exclusive parties...
|Epic Tshirt Tea Party, Bitches!!! Invitation & Awesome Shirts ONLY!|
I could join ANY gang...
|Tie dyed purple epicness beats Blue and Red any day of the week!!|
I'm not gonna lie to you fuckers.. In this shirt, I could rule the fucking world... But I won't. Because, as I mentioned, I'm pretty lazy.
|I'M QUEEN OF THE WORLD... Never mind. I need a nap.|