I have been very vocal in the recent years of the demise of Man. Specifically, the perfectly quaffed cocksuckers that take longer to get ready than most women I know and are most likely wearing motherfucking mascara.
|I'm looking at you, Efron!|
|He would make a beautiful lesbian.|
I have never really liked the Boy Band. Not even in high school. When everyone else was all "New Kids on the Block", I was all "Star Trek the Next Generation" and "Quantum Leap". Because I keeps it real... and didn't really listen to music too much to be bothered.
|Don't tell anyone... But I used to have a HUGE crush on Dean Stockwell from Quantum Leap.|
|And Wil Wheaton...|
|I know right?? Me, Geeky?! In High School?? Go figure!|
And then something horrible happened recently... I got a song stuck in my head. And not just any song... A BOY BAND SONG!!!
|Where did I go wrong in life?|
If you no longer want to read, I will understand... I am so sorry. To you, the reader... To my mom... To my children... But mostly, to teenage me.