For those of you who have been reading this blog for the 2 months I've been writing it or know me in real life, you know all about the gloriousness that are Kenny's shorts. If not, you can catch up here! Basically, I stole a pair of shorts from a friend and relentlessly mock him by taking pictures in said shorts all over the fucking place.
It's the little things, people. Also, I am easily amused.
Anyway, I documented my road trip to Florida by taking pictures in The Shorts throughout the states. I would now like to share these with you. Also, as with most photo montages, you'll need a song to listen to in the background. I've taken the liberty of choosing one for your journey.
Good luck... and I'll see you on the other side, motherfuckers.
|Me, Jazzy, some chickens and The Shorts at South of the Border|
|There was no lock on this bathroom door in Maryland. Kenny's Shorts. My Hero.|
|The Kids and The Shorts. Oh, yea... THAT'S HOGWARTS, BITCHES!!|
|Party like a Rock Star at the NC state line.|
|South Carolina. Less Party, More Hippos.|
|Eddie was all "I'm not gonna help you into that hippo's mouth". Then I was all "YOU RUINED IT!!!" Then he bought me ice cream so it was ok.|
|Kenny's Shorts: Perfect wand holder|
|Delaware: Eddie wouldn't let me out of the car. Not after the battleaxe incident.|
|Me, Eddie & Kenny's Shorts find a box that looks JUST LIKE A TARDIS!!! Only red. But we have bigger imaginations on the inside.|
|Virgina is for Fucking Awesome Shorts.|
|Kenny's Shorts love the animals!|
|And finally: Kenny's Shorts, the Hulkmobile & Beer, motherfuckers!|
Welcome to the otherside. YOU DID IT!! I hope you enjoyed yourself. Gift shop to the right. Rest rooms to the left.