For those of you who have been reading this blog for the 2 months I've been writing it or know me in real life, you know all about the gloriousness that are Kenny's shorts.
If not, you can catch up here! Basically, I stole a pair of shorts from a friend and relentlessly mock him by taking pictures in said shorts all over the fucking place.
It's the little things, people. Also, I am easily amused.
Good luck... and I'll see you on the other side, motherfuckers.
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| Me, Jazzy, some chickens and The Shorts at South of the Border |
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| There was no lock on this bathroom door in Maryland. Kenny's Shorts. My Hero. |
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| The Kids and The Shorts. Oh, yea... THAT'S HOGWARTS, BITCHES!! |
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| Party like a Rock Star at the NC state line. |
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| South Carolina. Less Party, More Hippos. |
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| Eddie was all "I'm not gonna help you into that hippo's mouth". Then I was all "YOU RUINED IT!!!" Then he bought me ice cream so it was ok. |
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| Kenny's Shorts: Perfect wand holder |
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| Delaware: Eddie wouldn't let me out of the car. Not after the battleaxe incident. |
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| Me, Eddie & Kenny's Shorts find a box that looks JUST LIKE A TARDIS!!! Only red. But we have bigger imaginations on the inside. |
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| Virgina is for Fucking Awesome Shorts. |
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| Kenny's Shorts love the animals! |
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| And finally: Kenny's Shorts, the Hulkmobile & Beer, motherfuckers! |
Welcome to the otherside. YOU DID IT!! I hope you enjoyed yourself. Gift shop to the right. Rest rooms to the left.
Love it! And they are quite stylish too...I might add.
ReplyDeleteNot to mention the most comfy shorts EVER!
DeleteKenny is SOOOOO NEVER getting them back! :o)
Hugs!
Valerie
Is it pathetic that I'm jealous of your shorts? I don't mean I want your shorts ... I want your short's lifestyle! They get to go everywhere!
ReplyDeleteNot at all. Those Shorts are the modern day hero. Hell, I'M jealous of them. And they live with me!
DeleteHugs!
Valerie
Kellie is right! Those shorts are freaking magical! They GO places AND take you with them!! How lucky you are to have such shorts! I'm am sort of disappointed that Eddie didn't put you in the hippo's mouth because that would have been fantastic!
ReplyDeleteAlso I love how Jazzy is always leaning on you in photos! So cute!
SO MAGICAL! I have a theory that they are woven from unicorn hair... Yea!! WHAT WAS UP WITH THAT, EDDIE?!? The kids got to do it. It just wasn't fair. I need to work on my arm strength so that next time I can just lift myself up. But my ass is heavy. Stupid ass...
DeleteIsn't she adorable?!? Alyssa is always hiding from the camera. She's at that age where I'm starting to become embarrassing. :o)
Hugs!
Valerie
You not only did Kenny a favor by removing those shorts from his wardrobe, but you're giving them quite an adventure, frolicking with hippos, wands in the pocket (presumably longer but hopefully thinner and more misshapen than his own), and...no...must resist...two giant cocks joke...
ReplyDeleteLooks like you had a great vacation, especially if it started surrounded by enormous cocks...Gaahhhh! I couldn't do it.
It was perhaps the best vacation known to man. I mean. Cocks on either side of me... It was like a cocksandwich!
DeleteWho can resist a cock joke?!? :o)
Hugs!
Valerie
Your stolen shorts have had more fun this year than I have.
ReplyDeleteThose stolen shorts are out of control! :oD
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Valerie
U r so damn awesome, Val! Thank u for taking Kenny's shorts on these adventures. U r doing so much more for them than we ever could & it makes us so happy that they have found a good home...i should say great home! Happy trails!
ReplyDeleteNo, Donna. Thank you for allowing The Shorts to be in my life. They make me want to be a better person. Actually... they just make me want to take silly pictures. And that is just glorious!
DeleteHugs!
Valerie
I would like to apologize for my state's woeful lack of locks on bathroom doors. It is a social issue that the legislature is currently working on. We should have a resolution by the time Kenny's shorts are returned to him.
ReplyDeleteYou between 2 giant cocks? Nah, too easy.
I shall take you up on this. Me and said shorts hope to return this year. We can never say no to Waffle Houses or Crab Legs. :o)
DeleteMe and 2 cocks? Easy indeed!! ;o)
Hugs!
Valerie
Hey, if you are serious and are really gonna be in the big MD sometime, lemme know. I would love to do a bloggy meet up if you are game!! :)
DeleteHECK TO THE YEA!!!! Eddie got accepted in to a weekend writing camp. So I will be there in January. Or we can do it sooner. I love me some MD Crabs!!! ;O)
DeleteI see you couldn't resist stopping at Pedro's. I don't blame you, really. Driving 95 through SC, there's pretty much NOTHING as interesting as the giant sombrero tower. In fact, driving 95 through SC and NOT stopping to take pictures at Pedro's South of the Border is almost like driving 85 through SC and not taking pictures of the Gaffney giant peach water tower (which, let's be honest, looks like a butt).
ReplyDeleteWhoa, whoa, whoa! Jump back...
DeleteThere's a giant peach water tower that looks like a butt?! How did I not know this.
I feel like I've failed somehow....
Yeah, there's TOTALLY a water tower that looks like a butt. When they built the thing I was living in Charlotte, NC. And everyone I knew ran out and took pictures of themselves "grabbing ass" with a hand held up cupping one "cheek" in perspective to the tower.
DeleteThen, apparently, someone working for the city of Gaffney said, "Well, damn. That DOES look like a butt!" So they added a huge leaf to the thing, and painted it more "peachy" (for lack of a better word). I tried in vain to find a picture of the tower pre-leaf. BUT the leaf is only on one side, so from the right perspective, the tower is still pretty butt-like.