This isn't a real post... Eddie gave me a cold. Probably because he is jealous of my collection of signed Mannequin Memorabilia. He's petty like that.
I'll be back next week with some fun stuff. This weekend starts Valtember. What's Valtember, you ask?
Valerie + September / (The Square Root of Awesome) = VALTEMBER
That's right!!! MY MOTHERFUCKING BIRTHDAY MONTH CELEBRATION! The time has arrived to celebrate me!!! So I need to get a bit better so I can party down.
Hugs!
Valerie
P.S. Here is a picture to keep you busy. I seriously looked at this for about 5 mins trying to make sense of it. Good luck to you. It haunts my dreams.

Wait, if you divide by the square root of awesome, doesn't that mean you're taking the awesome out of you + September? I don't know, I'm not good with math. Hope you get over the cold so you can celebrate properly.
ReplyDeleteWhoa.... I'm gonna need an extra large chalk board and a pot of coffee to properly work on this equation.
DeleteOk, first . . . that picture is just wrong. WRONG. But you're sick, so I'll forgive you. I hope you feel better soon.
ReplyDeleteNext, email me with your birthday and address. mistyslaws at gmail dot com. Do it!
I know... I hate myself for sharing it. But, I couldn't in good conscience not get it out there into the real world.
DeleteTOTALLY EMAILING YOU!!!
I threw up in my mouth a little..Thanks! Feel better and Happy Valtember!!
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