This isn't a real post... Eddie gave me a cold. Probably because he is jealous of my collection of signed Mannequin Memorabilia. He's petty like that.
I'll be back next week with some fun stuff. This weekend starts Valtember. What's Valtember, you ask?
Valerie + September / (The Square Root of Awesome) = VALTEMBER
That's right!!! MY MOTHERFUCKING BIRTHDAY MONTH CELEBRATION! The time has arrived to celebrate me!!! So I need to get a bit better so I can party down.
P.S. Here is a picture to keep you busy. I seriously looked at this for about 5 mins trying to make sense of it. Good luck to you. It haunts my dreams.