Sunday, September 16, 2012

Monday is stalking me

I don't know if you guys know this about me...  But I fucking despise Mondays.  Not, like, a normal hate.  I.  Fucking.  Despise.  Mondays.  To my very essence.  The depression of Monday's imminent arrival sets in on Sunday afternoon.  I kinda feel like I want to cry and do some Kevin Bacon Footloose angry dancing in an old abandoned warehouse.
Break it down, Bacon!!!!
Is it just me?  Or do you guys wanna angry dance too.  Hell... We should have a meet up somewhere on Sundays for group angry dancing.  Seriously, think about it.  It would not only make us feel better, but also offer us refuge from the impending doom that is Monday.
If we get enough people, we could set a world record.  I figure, we'll need about 4 or 5 people to do this.  But that's just a guesstimate.


Anyway, here is a video that never fails to cheer me up.  I thought I would share.  If I could be a superhero and have a sidekick, it would be this guy.  Hands fucking down.


Motherfucking.  Hero.
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  1. I don't angry dance...well, I try to regular dance, but then my lack of ability turns that into a frustration that makes it an angry dance. But I hate the Footloose song, can we dance to Michael Jackson instead?
    That guy in the video is amazing. I love him. I don't know him, but I offer my hand in marriage. My spouse will just have to understand. That dude has "it."
    I think on your label you forgot, "with a dildo rolled in broken glass."

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  2. "Break it down, Bacon" literally made me giggle. And I am NOT a giggler. At all!

    I don't know what your superhero name would be, but Sly Instant Smile Guy MUST be your sidekick! He is ultra powerful, I can tell. He will disarm villians with one lift of the corner of his mustache. Charm them with the mischievous gleam of his eye. Defeat them with one lopsided smile. He is all powerful and undefeatable. You MUST have him.

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  3. You,my girl, are not alone in your hatred of Mondays! It's a terrible way to spend one seventh of the week!

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  4. Girl! Sheer, blind, gut-wrenching HATE right here! I work nights so I have to be in at midnight. I rarely (read: never) get to sleep ALL DAY on Sunday so come midnight I am just about to coma level in my sleep and I have to get up. UGH! It's quite possibly gonna kill me.I never make any plans on Mondays so I can go home and sleep the WHOLE day!!
    Also, let's do it, ugly dance is ON! Not too late in the day though cause I have to try to go to fucking bed about 7.
    Break it down, Bacon!
    Devan

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  5. Looks like someone's got a case of the Mondays! Sorry... Office Space is the most quotable movie ever. Also, I couldn't help myself.

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  6. That's rough...because like...1/7th of your life is Mondays.

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