Thursday, November 29, 2012

I can't move my fucking arms.

This isn't a real post, guys.  Eddie is making me do Asylum 2 and we started this week.  After doing 1,000 girly push-ups, I can no longer feel my arms.  My last push up consisted of me falling on my face because my arms gave out.  I'm actually typing this post with my tongue.  

Tonight we did Power Legs.  It was all jumping and squatting...  and just when you thought it was time to end it and stretch your shit out, Sean T makes you do 5 minutes and 30 seconds of pulse squatting whilst holding a weight.  

I'm pretty sure he is the devil.


Seriously, motherfuckers, I'd rather give birth again than repeat that shit next week.  Tomorrow is some other horrible workout.  But I promise to post at some point with a real one.  Because by tomorrow, although I wont be able to feel my legs, the feeling in my arms should be back.

Hugs! (Though not with my arms...  I'll just kind of awkwardly lean into you... and you could lean into me... just don't touch any of my muscles.)

Valerie

7 comments:

  1. You typed with your tongue!?! I hope you disinfected the keyboard.

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    1. Before or after the tongue typing?

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    2. I like to pour the disinfectant on my tongue before. Kill 2 birds with 1 stone and all..

      Hugs!

      Valerie

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  2. What the fuck is that insanity about? That makes Zumba sound like a lovely walk in the park compared to that shit. Gentle hugs, mah girl. Hang in there. Do I need to come up and knee Eddie in the groin for you?

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    1. i think you really need to!! Every muscle in my body is mad at me!! EVERY. SINGLE. ONE!!!

      Hugs!

      Valerie

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  3. More zombie defense training I see...

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    1. Let's hope that they don't come until I can move my arms!!

      Hugs!

      Valerie

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