|Dreams come true in VALTEMBER.|
Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to do something fun and crazy in honor of VALTEMBER. It doesn't have to be skydiving or swimming with sharks. It just has to be something that you don't do all the time. Something that you've been dying to do but just can't seem to find the time for. Whether it be a road trip, a spa visit, or an afternoon of masturbation, I want you to treat yourself!! Because you deserve it.
Also, one more thing... When you are doing this awesome thing, you need to yell out VIVA LA VALTEMBER at some point. To honor the moment of awesomeness. Unless your masturbating. Then, no... You can just yell out whatever you need to.
Also, don't forget that my FIRST EVER GIVEAWAY ends at midnight this Saturday!!! Find out more details by clicking HERE.
Now, go out there and get this shit done.
Jean Claude believes in you... And so do I.