Can I get a WHOOT WHOOT, Motherfuckers?! Probably not... But I can damn well try.

Wow!!!  I owe you all a ginormous thank you.  And a hug...  With a little bit of inappropriate touching.  Just a bit though, not enough where it's creepy.  Why, you ask?  Because of this...

Fuck YEA!!!!

I was picked for the People's Choice Award on the Dude Write's DuddETTE Write Contest!!!!  This surprisingly has nothing to do with me having, as my doctor calls it, "an alarmingly high amount of testosterone for a woman" (which may explain my need to dominant hump things).  What it means is that I received the most votes by the people for having an awesome blog.  And to be picked when being up against such spectacular other blogs makes the award that much more special.  I am literally speechless.  Which, if you know me, doesn't happen often.  Seriously...  Ask Eddie.  I hardly ever shut up.

High testosterone means that ninja fighting with bears is just another awesome hobby. 

I want to first off thank Mandy at Wino on a Ramble for not only giving me the heads up to the contest in the first place, but also introducing me to a wonderful new blog to follow!  


Secondly, I want to thank all of you who voted for me.  When I started this blog last spring, I really thought that the only people who would read it were friends and family...  And mostly because they're scared not to because I may or may not give random quizzes.  But to actually have people that not only read this thing, but comment and follow, is amazing.  And not once has anyone called the authorities to have my crazy ass arrested.  Which means a lot.  Because I'll be damned if I go back to the nuthouse.  No.  Fucking.  Way.  People throw poo there...  But, like, actual feces and not melted chocolate to freak the kids out.

"That's not real poo, kids...  or... is it?  Bum Bum BUMMMMMMM!"

So, as a grand THANK YOU to all you wonderful people, I will be doing a special giveaway post this Sunday.  I don't want to ruin the surprise so I won't say what it is...  But here is a hint:  I have successfully bred my male and female mannequin arms...  And she is due to give birth any minute now.  So be sure to stop by Sunday and enter!!

What is the gestation period on mannequin arms?!?

Thanks again, motherfuckers!!  I love you all so fucking hard!