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| She's a little shy, but you can tell she's meant for grand adventures! |
Mating mannequin arms is harder than one would think. At first they wanted nothing to do with each other and even tussled. But luckily, after they talked it through, things got increasingly better... Hell, they even partook in some pillow talk!
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| Let's get it on.... |
And after setting the mood with some incense, lighting and a little bit of Barry White in the background, they were ready to get it on. It was a bit creepy... Even for me. So I left them to it.
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| Uhh... I'm gonna go out in the hall, guys. |
The birth was just gross... You haven't really lived until you've watch a mannequin arm eat its own placenta. But the trials and tribulations were worth it!! Because now I get to share my strange fascination with mannequin parts with one lucky friend.
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| The happy family! |
I can smell your excitement... To enter, all you have to do is comment below and let me know how you would raise your baby mannequin arm. Sweet and sassy? World domination?! Let me know! Winner will be chosen at random. If you want and extra shot at winning, become a follower of the blog too and double your chances to win! Winner will be announced next week!!
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| Who will be the lucky winner?!? Only time can tell!! Or, a legit psychic. |
Good Luck!!
Hugs!
Valerie
Hugs!
Valerie
Okay, because I lost the last time *sniffle* but am not a quitter...I'm in. My awesome mannequin hand would be used to smack unruly children in Walmart. Then, when they go all crying to their moms that they got hit by some freak waving a plastic hand around, I would be all, "Look, I can't control it. This hand is simply serving up justice; Val Style." And then the moms would be like, "You mean you got this mannequin hand from Val? The Val from the Award Winning Blog Bitches blog Valerie Nunez and the Flying Platypi ?" And I would say, "You got it bitches." Then they would bow down in respect because, let's face it...I have a freakin' Val hand whooping ass in a Walmart.
ReplyDeleteSo yeah, that's what my hand would be used for. That, or just freaking my family out on a regular basis. Whatevs. :D
Ok, here's the thing. As much as I am dying to own a mannequin arm and really wanted to win your last giveaway . . . I'm kinda finding this one a bit creepy. I KNOW! I don't know what that is, but it's something about a faux baby arm that seems . . . wrong. So, I love you. But I will pass on the baby arm. If you still want to give me an adult arm though, I'm in.
ReplyDeleteOr hand. Either one. Just as long as it's not from a child.
DeleteI'm pretty sure I'd use the under-developed mannequin arm to itch my unmentionables, oh and to be lazy and reach for things slight out of adult arm's reach. Or, I'd wait until my amputee friend passed out from drunkenness, duct tape it to his stump, and we'd all laugh and laugh at the disproportionate arm. Oh the hilarity.
ReplyDeleteMy mind gets away from me a bit too much at times... If I had the freaky baby arm, I'd be scared it might control me and not the other way around. I could wrap it in a blanket, and stick it in the closet and it would still make me do its weird baby bidding. Like I'd have an urge to walk around grabbing boobies or put carrots and peas in a blender
ReplyDeleteA new addition to the mannequin arm family! Pinky Tuscadero is absolutely chuffed and sends her congratulations!
ReplyDeleteWhat WOULDN'T I use a baby mannequin's arm for? From picking my nose to pushing the big red button on my desk that I wired to a homeless man's brain in Atlanta to make him dance, to catching squirrels when they come into my yard and try to steal the nuts that I leave out for the gnomes. Holding my spoon when I eat pudding. Using it to offer people a tissue when they sneeze. Chasing my children around the house when they annoy me because "baby hand wants your boogers".
ReplyDeleteI even have the perfect spot for her to sleep! On my dresser, right by my winged kitten, Petunia Darnell McSweetiePants, and the gator head that guard my precious color changing jewel. It doesn't fit in the gator's mouth properly, so the baby mannequin hand could hold onto that for me. I think she wants to be here...
I think I would use the darling little arm to comfort those who need comforting. A gentle pat on the back, shoulder rub, hair tussle. I mean, who wouldn't be comforted by a disembodied baby arm?
ReplyDeleteIt would be like an evolved back scratcher, able to empathize and sympathize with the down trodden.
And if it turns out the dear arm has a sour disposition, then I shall employ it to train my lizard not to fear the human arm, but allowing him to use it as a perch.
I would definitely use it to whack someone in the head. Enough said.
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