Me: (sits up in bed and grabs at the blanket)
Eddie: wha... What?! Why are you grabbing my foot?!
Me: there's something in the bed with us...
Eddie: yea. My foot. Go back to sleep.
Me: (gets out of bed). I think it went under the bed!!
Eddie: you're sleeping. Get in bed.
Me: (looks under bed). It's under there...
Eddie: YOU ARE INSANE!! There is nothing under there!! It was my foot! GET BACK IN BED!!
Me: no? Really? Well... This is embarrassing... (Gets in bed and falls asleep immediately)
To be honest, I really did see something. And I'm 97% sure it was one if those tribbles from Star Trek. My plan was to catch it and breed it to sell on the Internet. Trekkies love tribbles... So do bitches. We were gonna be millionaires. I'm not sure why Edie hates money, but first my Everest photobomb plan and now this?! I'm starting to worry about him.
P.S. Don't forget to enter the giveaway in my last post!! I'd place a link to it here but my computer is being an asshole so I had to do this post from my iPad... Which coincidentally is also being an asshole. It's a frustrating as all fuck night!!!! But, seriously... Check out the mannequin arm giveaway. Your life could very well depend on it...