Me: (sits up in bed and grabs at the blanket)
Eddie: wha... What?! Why are you grabbing my foot?!
Me: there's something in the bed with us...
Eddie: yea. My foot. Go back to sleep.
Me: (gets out of bed). I think it went under the bed!!
Eddie: you're sleeping. Get in bed.
Me: (looks under bed). It's under there...
Eddie: YOU ARE INSANE!! There is nothing under there!! It was my foot! GET BACK IN BED!!
Me: no? Really? Well... This is embarrassing... (Gets in bed and falls asleep immediately)
To be honest, I really did see something. And I'm 97% sure it was one if those tribbles from Star Trek. My plan was to catch it and breed it to sell on the Internet. Trekkies love tribbles... So do bitches. We were gonna be millionaires. I'm not sure why Edie hates money, but first my Everest photobomb plan and now this?! I'm starting to worry about him.
P.S. Don't forget to enter the giveaway in my last post!! I'd place a link to it here but my computer is being an asshole so I had to do this post from my iPad... Which coincidentally is also being an asshole. It's a frustrating as all fuck night!!!! But, seriously... Check out the mannequin arm giveaway. Your life could very well depend on it...
I'm rusty on my Star Trek nerd knowledge, but didn't those things end up being flesh eating monsters? No?
ReplyDeleteI feel it's a plot hatched my your nemesis, and Eddie is in on it. Keep an eye on that one. Stay ever vigilant, Val.
But... If I could catch them and breed them... Then sell them to my nemesis... I would make a killing!!
DeleteSee what I did there?!? :0D
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Valerie
I think this is a brilliant plan. You would never have to worry about demand overshooting supply and supply would be virtually cost free.
ReplyDeleteExactly! I'll just throw them in the basement and let those fuckers do what they gotta do!!
DeleteIt's foolproof...
Hugs!
Valerie
Bitches love tribbles? I think Eddie might have a point when he said, "you're insane, get back in bed." Although, why do I get the feeling he could say that about a hundred times daily.
ReplyDeleteNah man... Bitches DO love tribbles. I looked that shit up on the Internet. So you know it's legit.
DeleteOr... Maybe I am a smidge crazy.
Hugs!
Valerie
Bitches totally love Tribbles, Pickleope! What's not to love? Soft, furry, vibrating balls of love? Give me one! And in no time I'd have two hundred thirty five!
ReplyDeleteAnd Valerie? I've done the same thing. And also been called insane by my husband. Don't worry. It's just a sign of affection.
Right!? I'm sure it's TOTALLY about his love for me. I'm like... The opposite of crazy.
DeleteHugs!
Valerie
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