I love unusual animals. Hello?! Platypus!!! And This love puts the sloth way up there on my list of animals I just GOTTA hug. I mean, look at him!!
He's just as happy as happy can be. Just, hanging out... Being all sloth like. What's not to love?!
Then I started thinking.... These fuckers smile a lot. But, like... A lot. I try my best to be cheerful, but if I smiled all the time I think it would just scare the fuck out of people.
|At first it's all "Awww... She's happy. She's smiling." But give it a few minutes. The smile gets worrisome.|
What if the sloth isn't happy at all... What if his face is just stuck in a grin and he can't control it?! Then everyone keeps saying "yea sloth!! Get eat job keeping positive in trying times!" And he's all "I am crying on the inside..."
|And you wouldn't even see it coming.|
You could only take the torture of forced happiness for so long, guys. Lets face it... There is a war coming... And no one is gonna expect it from a sloth.