I love unusual animals. Hello?! Platypus!!! And This love puts the sloth way up there on my list of animals I just GOTTA hug. I mean, look at him!!
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| Seriously. You can't not love him. |
He's just as happy as happy can be. Just, hanging out... Being all sloth like. What's not to love?!
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| Hanging out!!! See what I did there?!? |
Then I started thinking.... These fuckers smile a lot. But, like... A lot. I try my best to be cheerful, but if I smiled all the time I think it would just scare the fuck out of people.
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| At first it's all "Awww... She's happy. She's smiling." But give it a few minutes. The smile gets worrisome. |
What if the sloth isn't happy at all... What if his face is just stuck in a grin and he can't control it?! Then everyone keeps saying "yea sloth!! Get eat job keeping positive in trying times!" And he's all "I am crying on the inside..."
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| And you wouldn't even see it coming. |
You could only take the torture of forced happiness for so long, guys. Lets face it... There is a war coming... And no one is gonna expect it from a sloth.
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| Uh huh... |
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| Even Joker knows what's what. |
Looks like I'm gonna have to go ahead and dust off my batman costume.
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| I got this, motherfuckers. |
NOOOOOOOO! I love the sloth almost as much as you like the platypus!
ReplyDeleteBut allow me to assure you, there is no sinister "tears of a clown" behind those kind eyes. Go to YouTube and search for "sloth sanctuary Costa Rica" and I defy you not to fall under their slow moving spell of cuddly charm.
Damn them for being so damned cute and lovable!!
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Valerie
(I heard Peter Griffin's voice in my head when I saw that second pic of the smiling sloth)
ReplyDeleteYou could have kept this light but noooo, you just had to show the creepy scary sloth shots. Now I'm not sure if I can look at them again without being freaked out. Maybe I need to rehab with this cuddly sanctuary video :P
Right!?! Now every time I see them smiling I think they're thinking of killing me.
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Valerie
Do you also love capybaras? They don't smile very much.
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