|"Mommy, I can't stop looking at this zombie picture. Look at all the ketchup they used. I want some fries."|
Jasmyn (on Neil Patrick Harris): Mommy, do you know how old he is?
Me: Like Mommy's age I guess... Mid 30s?
Jasmyn: Oh... I guess I'm too young for him since I'm 6.
|We go to Medieval Times a few times a year. Jasmyn is picked as Queen of the Tournament 85% of the time. I think it's mind control.|
Jasmyn: Mom, I bet I can guess your email password. Is your password "I Love Mannequins 2932"?
|Look at those smiles!!|
Eddie: Jazzy, can you please get me a bottle of water?
Jasmyn: We are all out of bottles. So I brought you some of this fresh sink water instead.
|In a fight between Jasmyn and Chuck Norris, my money would be on Jasmyn.|
Jasmyn (on the healthiness of donuts): If donuts are junk why does it say 0 grams? See! 0 grams. That's how healthy donuts are.
|Her hockey skills are legendary. Mostly the part where she pulls the shirt over her sister's head and tries to punch her.|
Jasmyn: Daddy, I wanna take karate, but I kinda already know it. And I don't even know why...
|Beware World... She's coming to get you.|