Before I share this story with you, I need you to click HERE and play this song in the background whilst reading. It's called ambiance, bitches!!! Because you fucking deserve it. You're welcome!
I cannot explain the pure excitement I felt when I went to get some ice cubes for my delicious Shakeology chocolate shake and saw this...
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| Sara? Sara Connor? |
You see it right?!? It's the motherfucking end of Terminator 2 in my motherfucking freezer!!!! You know... The part where Arnold is being lowered into the lava. Here... Lets compare footage.
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| Death of the Cyberdyne Systems Model 101 |
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| Death of the Ice Cube Terminator |
I really don't see a difference here.
For as long as i could remember, I had always suspected a battle was being fought in my freezer. I mean, sometimes shit would fly out when I opened the door. Other times, food would be missing. Yes, I had always suspected something was awry. But I never realized it would be of this magnitude.
The ice cubes rose from the ashes of the nuclear Winter. Their war to exterminate the frozen peas had raged for decades, but the final battle would not be fought in the future. It would be fought here, in our present. Tonight...
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| Exactly like this... But, with more ice. |
There is a fight for survival happening people... Keep close stock of what you have in the freezer. And be sure to buy extra peas.
My freezer ice scares me too, but for different reasons. I have one of those automatic ice makers and whenever it drops a fresh tray of ice it makes a very unexpected crashing noise. I'll be staring in the fridge for the 10th time trying to make something delicious appear and then Bwaaah!
ReplyDeleteMy mom has one of those!!! Sounds like World War II in there!! But we all know its not the ice being made... It's them being transported... From the future.
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Valerie
I think I'd set up a spy cam in your freezer if I were you. Maybe send it in masquerading as a can of juice concentrate. Then you could get a record of the epic battles or at the very least figure out what is happening to your food.
ReplyDeleteI dig the way you think!!! We'll get to the bottom of this... Even if I have to spend all of my inheritance money. And that's almost $50!!!
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Valerie
I played the song. It made all the difference.
ReplyDeletePLAY THE SONG BITCHES!
The last time I cried during a movie was T2. So thank you for bringing that back up.
I'm always here for you!!! Just. Like. The. Terminator. Was. There. For. John. Connor.
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Valerie
Not sure how to respond to this. But I don't know if you'd know how to respond to my posts either.
ReplyDeleteLee
Tossing It Out
Challenge accepted... ;0)
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Valerie
Perhaps that's what happens to the rocky road ice cream that's always going missing from my freezer! Most people would say I just ate it and forgot, but obviously it's evolved into some sort of sentient robot and is currently terrorising the cat!
ReplyDeleteOmg!!! It's obviously Terminators! Legend has it that they love them some rocky road!!
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Valerie
We just defrosted our freezer. Found some very scary stuff at the back, but no dying ice cube Terminators. Maybe if I play the music whilst I defrost next time ...
ReplyDeleteThe song makes all the difference!!!! No. Fucking. Lie.
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Valerie