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I cannot explain the pure excitement I felt when I went to get some ice cubes for my delicious Shakeology chocolate shake and saw this...
|Sara? Sara Connor?|
You see it right?!? It's the motherfucking end of Terminator 2 in my motherfucking freezer!!!! You know... The part where Arnold is being lowered into the lava. Here... Lets compare footage.
|Death of the Cyberdyne Systems Model 101|
|Death of the Ice Cube Terminator|
I really don't see a difference here.
For as long as i could remember, I had always suspected a battle was being fought in my freezer. I mean, sometimes shit would fly out when I opened the door. Other times, food would be missing. Yes, I had always suspected something was awry. But I never realized it would be of this magnitude.
The ice cubes rose from the ashes of the nuclear Winter. Their war to exterminate the frozen peas had raged for decades, but the final battle would not be fought in the future. It would be fought here, in our present. Tonight...
|Exactly like this... But, with more ice.|
There is a fight for survival happening people... Keep close stock of what you have in the freezer. And be sure to buy extra peas.