Wednesday, February 13, 2013

Is it weird the Mannequin Store people know me by name?

What am I thinking of!!  It's me we're talking about here!!



Stop me if you've heard this one!!!!!



OMG...  Please make her stop



Last time I was there, they let me walk around... Without supervision. Unfortunately Eddie was all "I will not take pictures of you doing inappropriate things with mannequins." And, to be honest, I was way too excited and overwhelmed with pure joy.

Think of the excitement of a kid in a toy store... Now multiply that by infinity.


I feel like I'm being followed...



So... Then this happened.  



I want to adopt them all!!!



Still a better love story than Twilight.




Next time I visit, I will have to bring a friend that doesn't mind getting arrested with me. Eddie has agreed to stand by with bail money. Like... Well, like he does on most of my outings. We don't have an "Emergency Bail Fund for Valerie's Shenanigans" treasure box of jewels and rich stuff for nothing!!!



Tomfoolery, Shenanigans, Hijinx.  I gots it all covered.


26 comments:

  1. you are absolutely right!! its a better love story than twilight.

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    1. Right?!? Their acting skills are even better!!

      Hugs!

      Valerie

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  2. There’s such a thing as a mannequin store? Man, the malls down here suck.

    Wouldn’t it be cool to forego closets and keep for each of your outfits on a mannequin, instead? Plus, your home would never be robbed because the burglars would think you’re having a party that never ends.

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    1. I shall bring this idea up to Eddie straight away. There's no way this can not happen.

      Hugs!

      Valerie

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  3. That last mannequin on the right, what's his deal? All the other ones are trying really hard to look hot and he's there staring off into space. Lose Mr. Mannequin, lose.

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    1. Right!!?? You can never get them to all look at the camera at once. Mannequins are a lot like children and animals like that. Plus they poo on the floor.

      Hugs!

      Valerie

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  4. What the hell is going on in that mannequin store? The one looks like she's getting ready to take it in the posterier, while the first one is opening wide for some oral action. And that last girl is getting her sexy on (why does she have nipples? None of the others have nipples?) with the guy behind her.

    Is this a mannequin store or some kinky sex toy people shop? What have you stumbled into Val?

    Love the box. Entirely appropriate and necessary, I believe. Carry on . . .

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    1. Hey... I'm not asking those questions. All I know is that these weirdos sell me mannequins. That I purchase in the shop... Then... Have to walk my receipt into the back shady alleyway to pick up....

      You know what... When you break it down like that, it is shady.

      Hugs!

      Valerie

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  5. How on earth did you resist putting them into compromising positions! So many possibilities!

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    1. Eddie gave me the stink eye the whole time... It was like my mom was watching and I was gonna get punished.

      Damn him...

      Hugs!

      Valerie

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  6. Why are there nipples on that mannequin lady!?! Who paints the nipples on a mannequin!?! That can't be a full time job, can it? Please say no.

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    1. If it is a full time job, I fucking need it. It's way better than working in insurance, I bet! ;0)

      Hugs!

      Valerie

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