Thursday, February 7, 2013

Who wants a "Get into Heaven Free" card!?!

This isn't a real post... I had to go to Atlantic City for a conference for work today and thus had to wake up at 4am. I saw the sun rise and set over the Garden State Parkway. It was not as majestic as I thought it would be.

In fact, it looked almost exactly like this...






Also, my computer is broken... Again. Because it is a dirty porn loving whore. I'll have a better post up than this soon. I promise.

In the meantime, I wanted to present you all with a sure-as-heck-fire way to get into heaven. I am doing the Polar Bear Plunge at the end of month to raise money for the Special Olympics. So if you have any spare change, please make a donation and sponsor me!! All money raised will go to the Special Olympics and will guarantee you entrance into heaven.

.... Unless... Unless you later kill a bunch of mentally handicapped people. Then, I'm pretty sure this would negate your previous free pass and send you directly to hell.

Anyway, all non-murderers can donate by clicking HERE!!!!!

Thanks so much, motherfuckers!!  I really appreciate your love and support!!!

Hugs!

Valerie


8 comments:

  1. One of my favorite charities. I volunteer every year and it makes me really happy to donate to you. Don't get hypothermia or anything.

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    1. You will make a glorious angel!! Thanks you!

      Hugs!

      Valerie

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  2. Your drawing reminds me of the Lion King.

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  3. A good friend of mine will be the Polar Bear that day. His name is Joe. Say hi...and I'm off to donate.

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    1. Thank you so much!!!!!

      I will totally look for Joe. You tell him to look for me. I'll be the one shivering. ;0)

      Hugs!

      Valerie

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  5. GAH! I can't believe you're "one of those" crazies! Actually, I can, and that is really SO super duper farking awesome that I now love you more than I ever did before. And I think I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.

    My cousin does this every year too. I just put a note in my phone to come back tomorrow and donate when I'm near my debit card. Yay for you! Don't die though, because I really enjoy reading your nonsense and whatnot. I would cry forever without you. So maybe get drunk first?

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