|Who are you and where did you come from?!?|
So, it looks like I'm gonna have to cut this bad boy off. It's ok, though I've got some sweet axe skills. So whoever wins this bad boy is getting a legit arm. Like... It's really fresh and shit.
|I'll totally clean off all the blood before I mail it!!! Maybe...|
In order to be fair, I let the Mannequin arm pick her new home at random.
CONGRATULATIONS PICKLEOPE!!!! Email your address to me at email@example.com and I will send you your new baby girl!!! I may also show up at your place of residence at random wearing a dance costume. So be ready to show off your best moves... Because I take dance offs seriously.
|Creepy Mannequin Girl Loves Dance Offs... Can you tell?|
Be sure to send me lots of pictures of her as she grows. And I don't know is she has some sort of regenerating superpower. So be wary of little girl mannequins suddenly appearing in your room. Because they are the creepiest things.... Perhaps ever.