Something weird happened this week to the mannequin arm, guys. It, like, morphed into a freaky looking little girl mannequin that has taken up residence in my room.
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| Who are you and where did you come from?!? |
So, it looks like I'm gonna have to cut this bad boy off. It's ok, though I've got some sweet axe skills. So whoever wins this bad boy is getting a legit arm. Like... It's really fresh and shit.
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| I'll totally clean off all the blood before I mail it!!! Maybe... |
In order to be fair, I let the Mannequin arm pick her new home at random.
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| The suspense is KILLING ME!!! |
And the winner is...
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| PICKLEOPE!!!!! |
CONGRATULATIONS PICKLEOPE!!!! Email your address to me at flyingplatyi@gmail.com and I will send you your new baby girl!!! I may also show up at your place of residence at random wearing a dance costume. So be ready to show off your best moves... Because I take dance offs seriously.
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| Creepy Mannequin Girl Loves Dance Offs... Can you tell? |
Be sure to send me lots of pictures of her as she grows. And I don't know is she has some sort of regenerating superpower. So be wary of little girl mannequins suddenly appearing in your room. Because they are the creepiest things.... Perhaps ever.
She's watching you!! watching... watching!!!
ReplyDeleteI tried turning her around so her eyes aren't looking at me... But she's creepier when she's Blair Witch-ing in the corner. I don't know what to do.
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Valerie
Look at her face. You can tell she has no soul and will bring about the end of days with the most epic dance-off ever.
ReplyDeleteShe will either end the world, or save it. I haven't decided yet.
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Valerie
That is so scary, where did you find that thing? LOL
ReplyDeleteShe appeared of her own free will... Magical mannequins are weird like that.
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Valerie
How do you sleep with her in the house??
ReplyDeleteI haven't slept in days... I'm pretty sure she's stealing my soul.
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Valerie
Hooray! Wait, maybe that should have been a question mark. The dismembered arm was cool, now that I know where the dismembered arm comes from, it's like seeing how the sausage is made.
ReplyDeleteIn all seriousness, I am excited. This will definitely help aid in my laziness. First order of business is to tape a martini glass to the arm and use it to pour into my mouth. I'll be emailing later today. Excitement!
I am so excited (and frightened) for you!! I'd love some pics! Seriously tho... The girls are mad at me for sending it. It would help with the transition and possibly my life. Jazzy is scary like that...
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Valerie
She is terrifying but I wish I had her x
ReplyDeleteI am so super happy for (and jealous of) Pickelope! I hope you send pics of all of your awesome adventures!
ReplyDeleteWhere the hell would you even find something like that? I keep trying to find awesome stuff to put in my house, but The Manchild always vetos it. Eff him! If he can have dumb fishing crap in the garage, I can have creepy mannequins and taxidermy in the house...
Never mind. Look what I just found, and guess where I'm going tomorrow...
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