|Won't you come along with me and celebrate VALTEMBER??|
Also, I checked with Eddie, and he said that I am not allowed to have my birthday right now. Because it's law or some shit. I think he just doesn't want to celebrate me. Which is fine, because it was just Mother's Day and we already sacrificed a virgin in my honor.
And by "sacrificed a virgin" I mean "poured alcohol into virgin drinks and then drank them down." Mainly because I was too tired to go chasing real virgins. And those bitches are hard to find now-a-days.
I blame the cast of the Jersey Shore.
|I googled "Jersey Shore Virgin" and this came up. I laughed so hard I spit fluids everywhere.|
But still, I figured I should probably answer this person back since I'm not a rude person. That statement is mostly true. Unless you talk during an episode of Doctor Who. Or during a movie I just spent $50 to go see.
I was elated to get an answer back. And not just any answer... An answer from a fellow Pluto enthusiast!! And everyday since I have sent a fun Pluto fact to my new friend.
Because I'm a sharer, guys. It's what I do.
|As you can see...|
|Me and Pluto have a lot in common.|
Well, that and apparently impersonate Ms. Minneci. I look forward to the day that this person realizes that I am not Ms. Miccali. Not even a little bit.
Unless Ms. Minneci is awesome... And has an almost obsessive love for the planet that isn't a planet anymore. Then we could very well be the same person.
OMG, GUYS! WHAT IF MS. MINNECI IS MY DOPPELGANGER?!?! I need to hug her... And freak people out on the subway.
|I'll never be this happy... Not ever.|
In other news, we should start a pool to see when this person will tell me to stop texting them Pluto facts because it's creepy. Any takers?!?