Then today, I finally got to courage to log on. It was tough, although I'm not really sure why. I love this shit. But I actually had some anxiety about anything blog related. Anyway, I received an email from Joanna at Travels with Tessie Toodles (aka one of the most amazingly strongest bestest people ever).
This is the picture she sent me...
|It's like she knew I would need this.|
And, oh man... Did I laugh! I laughed until I snorted. I laughed until the people around me asked (in really worried voices) if I was ok. I laughed until that one solid tear ran down my cheek.
And it felt good.
It felt good to lose my shit again. I'm not sure when I found it, but I'm glad to be rid of some of it.
I also realized something. Something important... I really need about a dozen of these birds in soon-to-be-hatched egg form. I read somewhere on the internet... Or... Like, a children's book... Or, maybe it was on an episode of Tom & Jerry. I don't know. The source isn't important since this isn't my thesis... I read that when birds hatch, the first thing they see is imprinted on them as their mama. It must be true because it totally sounds legit!!!! It sounds way too legit. In fact, too legit to quit.
But I digress...
My point here is that these birds would pretty much be my Jasmyn minions.
I'll just let that thought sink in for a bit.
Yea, these badass things are pretty much Jazzy - in bird form.
Anyway, what I'm trying to say here is that this post is not only a thank you to Joanna (for making me smile and giving me a whole new idea for world domination), but also a thank you to all those out there who keep me laughing and smiling no matter what.
Because you funny bitches will be totally safe from my Jazzy Bird Minions. And nothing says "thank you" like a Not-Being-Eaten-By-Crazy-Bird-Shark-Dino-Jazzy-Minions Get Out of Jail Fee Card.
I know... You're welcome.
Hugs to the power of infinity, motherfuckers!!