If you're a longtime reader, you may already know that I take my birthday seriously. Some might say too seriously, but screw that! It's my own personal holiday. Why wouldn't I want to celebrate it all month long?!?
The Answer to that is that I would celebrate it. I would celebrate the fuck out of it.
So, I just wanted to take a brief moment to welcome you to my birth-month. Please strap in and keep your arms and legs in the vehicle at all times. This shit is about to get real.