|JOY TO THE WORLD!!!!!! It's a Griswold Family Christmas!!!|
And then there's this guy...
|Oh? You guys wanna spread some Xmas Cheer?!?|
|Fuck your cheer.|
|Fuck it right in the ass.|
He might as well have just thrown some balled up lights in the window, hanging there like a decorated scrotum. I mean, this person has 7 front windows. SEVEN!!!!! He decorated exactly two. And the lights aren't even symmetrical. Nor do they go fully around the exterior of the window. He literally decorated 2 windows of his entire house on a block FULL of overly Christmas'ed houses... on purpose.
I was so tempted to knock on his door and ask "What happened?? How did you get so awesome??" Was he not invited to the annual block party? Is he just lazy?? Does he loathe Christmas? I mean, why even decorate at all??
I'll tell you why... Because decorating 1/8th of your house is way more aggravating to others than not decorating could ever be. It's a big FUCK YOU to the whole block.
This. Person. Is. My. Hero.
I could only hope to be half as sassy as this person one day. I tip my hat to you, fair stranger. I tip it like a fucking pimp.
You may, at this time, be wondering how Alyssa's Holiday Show went. It went very well, thank you for asking. I had the best view in the house...
|Is it wrong that I licked his giant Milk Dud head?? The answer to that, according to security, is Yes... Non-consensual licking is always wrong apparently. Whatever. If you don't want it licked, wear a hat, Buddy!!!! WEAR. A. HAT.|