Sunday, December 22, 2013

I am so sorry... Don't even read this post. Protect your lobes.

There is a reason kids should not be allowed to have recording devices on their person at all times.  One reason is that when the Little Mermaid comes on, I will rock that shit out...  Every.  Fucking.  Time.  


And apparently my beloved little Alyssa will record it without me knowing.  


I'm sure you're wondering why in the world I would post such embarrassment here, since I cannot in any way sing... Ever.  Not even a bit.


Well, kids should understand that it's ok to be silly and even more ok to embarrass the shit out of yourself.  So, for my dear, dear children, I give you the following rendition of Part of your World from The Little Mermaid.


I'm so sorry...  So very, very sorry for you lobes.


17 comments:

  1. Holy flying crap monkeys! The only way that could have been any better would be if you were pretending to swim at some point.

    That is also why I'm glad that my kids don't have phones yet. There would be tons of shit like this on the interwebs full of me being, well... me.

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  2. LOL! You are far braver than me. Then again, you have a better singing voice than me!

    I kept expecting Odd to join in. Gypsy will sing along if you give her a bit of encouragement.

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  3. And that is why I'm glad social media wasn't around 30 years ago.
    On the bright side, a bucket fulla hammers sounds better than me singing.
    So you're good.

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  4. What's the problem? Stellar performance!

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  5. You are just the coolest mom! That is hilarious, and wonderful and way too awesome to be embarrassing. I am impressed that you know all the words, and the timing, and I can't sing well enough to know if it was on or off pitch. (except in a few of the more obvious spots). You rock!

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  6. This restores my faith in humanity.

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  7. I was warned and still I had to hit play.................lol

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  8. So.....maybe I'm not such a bad singer after all! LMMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!
    That was funny shit. My little bird started squawking in her cage when I watched this.

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  9. Wow. You have a Sharknado t-shirt. Should I be happy to have watched that on mute?

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  10. Nope, don't see any problem here - that was awesome!

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  12. ROTFL. I heart that your dog got in on the act. :-)

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