Tuesday, July 15, 2014

His Last Grand Hurrah

My brother has recently come to the realization that he is in the early stages of... (gulp)...  Hair loss.  No man wants to go through this just as no woman wants to go through menopause.  But it happens.  And sadly, it needs to be addressed and dealt with.  


And what better way to deal with it than donning a wig and living like it's 1992...


I'm...

Too Sexy for this Wig...

Too Sexy for this Wig...

So Sexy...
It hurts...

Remember lil bro:  You're not losing hair... You're gaining face.  And soon, you'll have a whole fucking head of marvelous face.  <3

22 comments:

  1. Just don't let Alyssa draw sad eyes on the back of his head!

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    1. Hahaha! I'll tell her... But I promise nothing!

      Hugs!

      Valerie

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  2. Losing hair means you are growing out of some stage of puberty. Why would anyone deny that! LOL

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    1. I'm totally gonna make fun of him for finally growing out of puberty... In his thirties. :)

      I know... I'm an awesome sister.

      Hugs!

      Valerie

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  3. Tell your brother to remember that they only made so many perfect heads, and the rest they covered with hair.

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    1. I'll def tell him! Hell like this one!!!

      Hugs!

      Valerie

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  4. "A whole head of marvelous face." What a great way to put it. There's always the beard compensation, you know where the guy's hairline starts at the sideburns and goes down into a luscious beard with a fully shaved head, just to prove, "I'm still manly." Hair loss is a sign of high testosterone.

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    1. I tell him that my testosterone is higher than his all the time. Then I put him into a headlock and steal his lunch money. :)

      Hugs!

      Valerie

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  5. Now this made me think of the time my dad donned a wig after he lost his hair due to chemo

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    1. I bet he looked smashing!!!

      Hugs!

      Valerie

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  6. It doesn't seem like your brother is going to let this setback get him down. The vitamin Biotin really helps if you start taking it at the first sign. Fortunately, he has your great sense of humor, so he has nothing to worry about.

    Julie

    Julie

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    1. Yes! Luckily, this sense of humor is a trait in my family!

      Hugs!

      Valerie

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  7. And they'll be able to show movies on his forehead. So, he has that going for him.
    Which is nice.

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    1. Luckily, I love movies!!

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      Valerie

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  8. The money he will save on shampoo!!! No more bad hair days! But your whole head of face is the best!!!

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    1. Is it mean I have taught my kids to dramatically flip their hair in his presence??

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      Valerie

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  9. Start a collection of hats that he can rock. The sun is dangerous out there

    !!

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    1. Yes!! I shall also save all the hair that I shed. Like the awesome sister I am!!

      Hugs!

      Valerie

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  10. Fun fact: Face is one of the most useful things on a human head.

    My condolences to your brother. Tell him to keep strong.

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    1. He will survive the hair loss. Probably not the mockery though...

      Hugs!

      Valerie

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    1. If he had a Legolas wig, I would steal it and make it my own!!!! True. Story!

      Hugs!

      Valerie

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