Its been a couple of weeks. I know. What can I say? I suck. It's honestly taking me a bit longer than I thought it would to get back into the habit of writing on a regular basis. How do all my blogger friends do it!?!
No, seriously. How do you find the time? When do you sleep? Where do you poo? I.. Mean.. When?
As you may remember, the last time I wrote, it was because my Arch Nemesis had sent boxes filled with evil.
|You remember these lovely little trinkets??|
|I sure do!!|
|I still dream of them every god forsaken night...|
In fact, I literally have a corner full of clown in my house. I have no idea where to put them! I'm scared to release them from their box tombs and set them free to run a muck on us all.
Because I'm responsible like that... You're welcome.
And then, just like that, it stopped just as suddenly as it began. I thought we were done with this shit. Fuck man!! I thought I was free!! Until Halloween that is... But don't worry!! I've figured it out, I think.
I now have a theory, you see. I know what this is about (besides trying to break me mentally, of course. Because... Arch Nemesis!!!). Yes. I see everything so fucking clearly now.
I must write to keep the clowns away. I must do this so they don't come for me in my sleep.
What? Do you think I'm overreacting? Well, lets just take a look at my last package then, shall we?
|Well, this isn't the things that nightmares are made of. Not at all.|
|Oh. Dear. Lord.|
|I think they are trying to convert me!!!|
|Yup!!! This basically says, and quite cleverly I must add, "JOIN US!!!" I've seen Evil Dead. This won't end well!!|
So, in conclusion, I promise to check back in soon... For my own safety. And most likely the world.
I need my very own cape for this shit...