|This sassy bitch|
It's been a while. Longer than I meant to take off. I'm sure you're all probably not even talking to me at this point. And that's totally ok. I get it. But I've been thinking a lot about this blog lately... and I miss it very much.
Why have I been thinking about it? Besides it being fucking awesome? It's ok, you can admit it. 4 out of 5 other awesome people agree. But besides that... Alyssa, my 14 year old daughter, said something a few weeks ago that hit home. I got a "Mommy, why don't you write anymore. I miss your blog. It made me laugh."
|You remember this fucking kid, right? If not, here's your reminder. You're welcome.|
My first thought was… Holy shit! What the hell did I even write about and how inappropriate was it??? After I calmed down and realized that the kid lives with me and hears most of this shit in person, I felt bad. I love making her smile and laugh. I felt bad that I was not only not doing that, but I gave up on something that I loved doing so very much. Something that made me feel good. Something that helped me express myself. Something that introduced me to some amazeballs peeps.
But I digress... I wanted to come back the day she said that to me. But it’s been so long since I've been here that I was, frankly, embarrassed to write yet another post about how I promise to come back. The sucky part about me is that I just can't promise to come back, like, once a week… or once every other week. Nay, my friends. I have to promise to do a post every day. Which is too hard right now with my life schedule. And when I cant make that promise happen, I automatically just give up.
I'm hardcore like that.
But I’m working on my shit… So I’ll be back. Not every day, mind you. But once a week or so should be just right.
I miss you, fuckers.
I’m sure your all dying to know what I’ve been up to. And if not, I'm going to tell you anyway! In fact, I'm going to do an astounding flashback montage scene next post... with pictures and everything!!! Because who wouldn’t rather look at a cool picture book instead of reading. That’s pretty much why graphic novels were even invented… Probably.
I can promise you wont be disappointed. Life has been an AMAZING adventure lately and my happiness is beaming lights of joy right out of my asshole... Because I'm classy like that.
Here's a Sneak Peek...
Talk to you bitches soon!