Tuesday, October 4, 2016

This is not the montage you were looking for...

I know, I know...  I promised a montage.  And I'm totally working on it.  And not in a way where I'm all "I'm working on it" but I'm really just napping or going to strip clubs.  Well, maybe the strip clubs... 


For his tribute to VALTEMBER, Carlos gave me a new laptop, which is the fucking shit.  The unfortunate part of all this is that I have to get the bulk of my pics off the old computer...  Probably using some kind of dark magic.  So until I collect the appropriate amount of virgin blood, this will have to do.


As you may remember, I got a new car a while back.  She has been come to be known as Fluffy the Destroyer of Worlds.


Here she is in all her glory and mystery... And mostly death...

Fluffy and I have been on many adventures thus far, as she is as mischievous as I.  Which The Man must obviously know about...  Because why the fuck would he issue a license plate like this??


Really, DMV??  Really???  Did you just call me Sleazy?  You fucking fuck...  

What can I say, DMV?  This time.... This time it's personal...  You will pay for your insolence...  Probably with a strongly written letter.  Because I'm totally badass like that.






7 comments:

  1. OMG! The universe does have a sense of humor after all!

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    1. The universe is looking for a smackdown :o)

      Hugs!

      Valerie

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  2. Seriously? You didn't request that?

    That's hilarious because A) it was system-generated and B) it went to a rascal like you, who will find a way to use it to the highest comic potential.

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    1. If I were to request a license plate it would be seriously cooler... Like ZMBESLR or some shit. Stupid DMV. Now I'm going to have to get those car lashes to make my car look more slutty.

      Hugs!

      Valerie

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  3. I like the look of Fluffy the Destroyer of Worlds you sleazy person you

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    1. You would think as a destroyer of worlds, she would be less slutty. But I guess if you're putting the effort into the destroying, you get to have as much ass as you want. Good for you, Fluffy... Good for you.

      Hugs!

      Valerie

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